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14 Highly Intellectual Jokes You Probably Won't Understand These intellectual jokes will leave you in stitches -- or scratching your head. Nokia X2: Android, 4.3-Inch Display and Dual-SIM for $135 Nokia has launched a new Android phone, the Nokia X2, with dual-SIM support and a price tag of $99. It's a Boy! Student Rescued From Vagina Sculpture in Germany U.S. student is rescued after being trapped in vagina-like sculpture in Tübingen, Germany. Sam Smith Turns Whitney Houston's 'How Will I Know' Into Tender Ballad British crooner Sam Smith has transformed the late Whitney Houston's 1985 dance hit "How Will I Know" into a ballad anchored by his familiar falsetto. American Apparel CEO Fighting 'Vigorously' to Retake Company Dov Charney has filed paperwork with the SEC stating he intends to "vigorously" fight his ouster with the help of some investors. Report: 300,000 Websites Are Still Vulnerable to Heartbleed Most major websites have patched their servers against Heartbleed, but stragglers -- some 300,000 of them -- still remain. Why Is Everyone So Obsessed With Emoji? An emoji says a thousand words - that's partially why people are obsessed with them. Pearl Jam Takes On Disney's 'Let It Go' Pearl Jam's Eddie Vedder, a father of two daughters, belted a bit of Disney's self-empowerment anthem "Let It Go" in Italy. Queen Elsa would be proud. This Road Safety Ad Is So Horrifying, It's Banned on TV Before 9 p.m. Don't speed, OK? Follow that advice so you don't need to watch this disturbing PSA from Northern Ireland's Department of the Environment. Glasses Tricks for Every 4 Eyes Do glasses make you smarter? Elliott Morgan finds out and offers up some need to know tips for people who wear glasses. 31 Fictional Characters Who Battled Drugs and Alcohol This infographic provides in-depth stats on our favorite characters from TV and film that are affected by substance abuse. Read more at Mashable.com ▶ You received this email because you are registered on mashable.com. We respect your privacy. If you believe this has been sent to you in error, please safely unsubscribe. Mashable, Inc. is a Delaware Corporation. P.O. Box 64 New York, NY, 10159-0064