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Nick Offerman's wooden emoji are far superior to all other communication Nick Offerman crafted an artisanal alternative to plain old emoji in a parody infomercial on Conan on Thursday. Project Tango tablet appears on Google Play, but it's not for sale — yet Google's Project Tango tablet -- the one with 3D sensors and a rumored $1,000 price tag -- is now up for viewing on Google Play. KLM offers priceless opportunity to sleep on a converted airliner The airplane is listed on Airbnb. Can you handle the new 'Fifty Shades of Grey' trailer? The new trailer for 'Fifty Shades of Grey' dropped Thursday night, and it's dripping with two-and-a-half minutes of -- what else? -- sexual tension. Kindle Unlimited: Worth $10 a month, but needs more books [REVIEW] Kindle Unlimited is a promising offering if only it could get some more books. 'Sesame Street' is 45, so Ernie got a colonoscopy To celebrate the 45th anniversary of 'Sesame Street,' Ernie did the responsible thing and got a colonoscopy. Comet robot makes last-ditch effort for power, then goes dark After a last-ditch attempt at a second wind, the Philae comet-lander has gone into standby mode. Zuck made a sweet anniversary video for his wife and put it on Facebook, naturally Mark Zuckerberg created a Facebook "Say Thanks" video for his wife, honoring the 11-year anniversary of the day they met. 5 habits that can turn interviewers against you Everyone knows not to show up late to an interview or come unprepared. But even a qualified candidate can knock themselves out of the running with these less-obvious annoying ha... Apple thinks iOS 'Masque Attack' isn't such a big deal Apple has publicly responded to the iOS "Masque" vulnerability that can allow attackers to install malware that replace your legitimate apps. Benedict Cumberbatch impersonating Tom Hiddleston will explode your heart Benedict Cumberbatch impersonated 10 celebrities in 60 seconds during an MTV interview. Read more at Mashable.com ▶ You received this email because you are registered on mashable.com. We respect your privacy. If you believe this has been sent to you in error, please safely unsubscribe. Mashable, Inc. is a Delaware Corporation. P.O. Box 64 New York, NY, 10159-0064